- Chemistry teacher: you didn't write an answer for the porpoise.
- Friend: the dolphin?
- Chemistry teacher: dolphin?
- Friend: dolphins are the only mammals besides humans that have sex for pleasure.
- Chemistry teacher: some people don't have sex for pleasure
- Me: you can tell what her marriage is like...
- Chemistry teacher: no I like the sex...
- Class: [stares at each other in shock]
And Trevi Fountain!
family comes first :D
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